Funny Birthday Wishes for Him & Her: Few occasions are more important to us than the birthday of a loved one, so it’s only natural you’ll want to send them your best wishes on their special day. If you’ve chosen a card or are sending birthday flowers, make it extra special by penning a thoughtful and original birthday message.
Your bestie’s birthday shouldn’t be so boring, it must be carrying lots of fun, so here are some exclusive Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him & Her. A best friend is one who never lets you get bored, you must have some “Best Friend Birthday Funny Wishes” that makes him/her crazy.
Funny happy birthday messages are a great way to acknowledge an occasion and send a smile. It sounds simple, but when it gets right down to what to write in a funny birthday card, the pressure can be on! But no worries — this isn’t our first time around the block, and soon you’ll have a bigger bag of tricks when it comes to wishing that special person in your life a happy birthday!
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!
You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
Best Friend Birthday Funny Wishes for Him & Her
One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!
Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!
Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!
If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!
The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to one classy lady from another. Rock your birthday girl.
You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!
Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
Happy Birthday Funny Messages for Colleagues
Happy Birthday, mate! Please don’t ever leave this firm… After all, who else will help me with my work then!
Hey, Partner! Happy Birthday to you! May you be blessed with more incentives, promotion and lots of money!
Birthdays seem a hundred times more fun when you spend them with the right people. So don’t forget to invite me to your birthday bash!
I just cannot wait to crash into your house for a fabulous birthday bash! Be ready!
If not for you, I wouldn’t have stayed back here. And I’m being totally dishonest. Happy Birthday, bro! Have fun!
Hey, Happy Birthday! I hope you have made enough space at your desk for the tons of greetings and flowers you are going to receive today!
I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!
Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.
Maybe use a portion of your this month’s salary to fill my stomach, please? Happy Birthday Colleague!
Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!
We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Richie Rich! We are super excited whilst eagerly waiting for your lavish birthday bash!
It makes me really very happy that it is your birthday today! Let us just party like there’s no tomorrow! After all, YOLO!
Happy Birthday in advance! I certainly didn’t want to be late to wish an immensely punctual person like you. Better being safe!
Happy Birthday, Perfection! You do everything with utmost perfection. Also, just so you know… Perfection is a myth!
Good morning, madam. We are pleased to inform you that you are cordially invited to attend a fabulous birthday party that is organized for you! Kindly grace the place with your presence, birthday girl.
Happy Birthday, fellow foodie! You are my most favourite food partner. Looking forward to many more food outings!
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day to my partner in crime! Here’s to many more working night ins and partying night outs!
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day to you! Keep getting more lip-smacking lunchboxes for us to steal!
Happy Birthday to my favourite company, working in my favourite company… (if you get the joke)
Happy Birthday, Handsome! Good looks, great skills, and what physique… No doubt you are the most popular employee in here!
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