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80+ Funny Farewell Quotes & Messages for Colleagues & Friends

Funny Farewell Quotes & Messages: There are some colleagues who always tune with our hearts, beliefs, and thought processes. When these co-workers retire or move on to other jobs, the heart really aches as we have shared some great memories with them.
Saying goodbye is not always an easy thing to do, the very thought of it conjures up feelings of sadness and longing. However, you have also shared some funny movements with your colleague going away, retrieve those funny movements to make the farewell light and funny. There are many funny quotes that can be used to take the sting out of a goodbye: from silly sayings to quotes that offer a lighthearted, humorous farewell that can help replace the sadness with laughter.
Great Farewell wishes for colleagues are an excellent way of reminding them of their value in our lives and in the organization. In this post, you will find plenty of send-offs, and goodbye messages for your colleagues and co-workers if they are moving on to their next jobs, taking maternity leave, or have deceased.

Funny Goodbye Quotes & Messages for Friends

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

I still see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

The fact that we have to train another person to be one of us are stressing me out. Don’t leave, please.

Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye.

You are a great buddy, you really know how to spoil people! We are all going to miss you a lot! Wishing you great success in your future. Keep in touch.

Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell.

All these years you were my boss first, friend second. Now that you have resigned, I look forward to being just your friend. Farewell.

Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.

If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.

Funny Farewell Quotes for Colleague

All colleagues agree, that you leaving us is a big loss for the company. We will really miss you.

All of us will miss you, and we would like to say we hope this farewell card brings you good luck each and every day.

Now that you are going, I wonder who will be our shield and protect us from the boss’s rage and rants. Best of luck with your life. See you later, alligator.

You can wish for but never find another cool set of colleagues like us. I hope you see better days in your new workplace, will miss you so much.

Dear colleague, you have been a savior and a great company. But tell us how much more money are you getting in your new office?

For your farewell I want to let you know you were the best colleague i could have asked for. We will really miss you.

From the lovely coffee breaks to the grilling long hour schedules, you have always been a great company. It would be hard to replace a colleague like you. Best of Luck!

I want to hunt down the head hunter who hunted you and tell him that he has managed to hunt the best hunt ever. Farewell.

It is amazing how work became fun when you were around. You were not just a colleague but a very good friend too. Have a prosperous life and keep in touch!

It is rare that one finds a good friend in a colleague.Thanks for being that wonderful person who always was willing to extend his helping hand. Have a great life ahead and keep in touch.

It may be hard to say good bye. But the good with it is a promise of something better.

Leaving is not always easy but it has to be done sometimes. We wish you lots of success on your further way.

Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell dear colleague.

On the outside, I may be smiling while I wish you farewell. But on the inside, I am desperately praying that you will quit your new job and come back soon. Farewell.

Over this long period of time we spent together, you became more than just a colleague for me.

You became a friend and even a mentor to me. Your presence shall be really missed. Wishing you great luck for your future plans.

So sorry that you’re leaving, you’ll be missed ever so much. Good luck in the future, and please stay in touch.

Funny Farewell Quotes for Boss

All these years you were my boss first, friend second. Now that you have resigned, I look forward to being just your friend. Farewell.

As a boss, you have always seen us through tough times at work. But now that we are just friends and no longer colleagues, I hope I can reciprocate the favor someday by helping you see through tough times in life. Farewell.

As you move outside the cold walls of the office, we can’t wait to begin a warm friendship on the outside. Farewell.

Today is actually the last day of holding you the authority to be angry with our performance, we will definitely miss you screaming at us.

I am sorry that we caused you trouble and made the HR team look so bad, but honestly- we enjoyed doing that. No regrades, we had the best time indeed.

Remember us for our brilliant works and forget about all the mess-ups. And we will remember you for your smiles, not for your screams.

Boss, we will miss doing all your works for you every day. It actually won’t be easy without you around, but it will be better, we hope! Conveying the best regards.

Boss… there have been many times when your bossy ways have made us frown and complain. But after the dust settles we’ve always admired your persistence to push us again and again. Today as you leave the office and let go of the helm of our team, we wish you the best and hope that your new job fulfills all your dreams.

Company procedures taught us how to make good decisions by following operational manuals. You taught us how to how to make good decisions by following our hearts. Farewell to a true leader.

Dear boss… your cabin is not the only place which will be empty when you leave. Our hearts will be empty too. Goodbye.

Do you remember when we busted our client’s dull idea? Do you remember when you covered up for me when I sneaked away from work to meet my hubby? I can go on and on about all the crazy things that we have done together. Best of luck, partner. I will miss you.

Farewell to a boss who used his authority to catapult us towards success, not subdue us under hierarchy.

“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.” ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

Funny Goodbye Quotes

Your resignation will result in a lack of motivation on the part of your colleagues.

Great to hear that you’re going away. I can’t wait to hear that you have been crowned as the “gossip queen” at the workplace. Goodbye!

Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after-work drinks will turn sober, quiet, and slightly more sophisticated. Goodbye buddy, we will miss you.

Now that you have stepped down as Captain of the ship, who will sail us through choppy waters? Goodbye, boss.

We wish you lots of money and a loving boss in the coming future. So go now and never come back! Best of luck.

Thank you.. It touches me. Yeah, true friendship will never die. I really appreciate this. Awesome and really cool. I like it a lot. But it’s pretty sad to realize that I’m not gonna see my best friend for a long time.

I’m a little bit sad hearing that you will no longer our boss but on the other hand, I’m happy to know that for sure you will be a good set of example in your new office as what you have shown to us. More power and God bless you!

Your pics are hot, your work is not – and don’t let anyone fool you otherwise! Just kidding… keep the bandana on – it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!

Dear boss… in your new job, as you come across more annoying employees than us – you will realize how dealing with us has never been a fuss. Farewell dear boss.

I will be missing till you return but will thank myself after receiving the awesome gifts from you. Bon voyage!

With your feet within your shoes, and brains inside your head, you will be able to go to any direction you like.

While a man is ignorant of the manner in which to tell goodbye, a woman has no idea of when to say it.

Extreme Funny Farewell Messages for Coworkers

If I Died and Went Straight to Hell. It Would Take me Atleast a Week to Realize I wasn’t at Work Anymore!

Last day of Work!
Farewell Coworkers,
I know it has been a pleasure Working with Me!!

Goodbuyes are not Forever. Its not a End.
They simply means I’LL Miss You Until We Meet Again!!

I don’t Think of You as a Coworker because you Never do any Work 😉

At this point, we are being apart but I’m Convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my Anger Management Skills.

“It’s been nice journey with all of you inspite of the fact that some of you were born test my patience you know”

“We didn’t realize we were making MEMORIES
We just knew we were having FUN”

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